Emma Bartley used to have a lovely life working as a sub-editor for The Times and ELLE, while writing Size 13, a column about her desperate attempts to stay in - or just slightly over the top of - her Size 12 jeans.
Now the mother of a young toddler, she has let herself go completely, so it seemed like time for a new column. Doing It All charts her life as a not-so-supermum, because all those aspirational blogs with pictures of serene babies in beautiful homes make her want to scream.
Her dispatches are typed out between guilty snacks, while leaping around the room trying to keep her young-and-not-terribly-safety-conscious child alive. (At least it burns some calories.)